Like Catholics miss the rain

The story:

My husband and I were singing it in the car, and I was belting out "Like Catholics miss the rain." He looked at me, turned down the radio, and said, "What did you sing?" Then we both cracked up because I finally, after all these years actually thought about the words and their nonsense. However, when I hear it now, I still sing my version because it is so deeply imbeded into my memory.