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    like looking in my mrror and seeing a Polish God!

    Artist: Crosby Stills Nash and Young
    Song: Almost Cut My Hair
    Real Lyric: ...like looking in my mirror and seeing a Police car...

    The story:

    it took years!
    I always thought that a Polish God must have been really really scarey. Like Crosby was REALLY wasted and he looked in his mirror and saw this really frightening image of a "Polish God"
    Whatever that is!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    6/14/2004 9:03 pm

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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