The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was probably about eight when I first heard this
song, and I honestly thought those were the lyrics.
I think somewhere in the back of my mind I was
picturing that Beatles cartoon I had seen a couple
years earlier in which The Beatles are kidnapped by
an alien and forced to perform on her home planet.
They are subsequently chased by - you guessed it -
little green girls. It wasn't until middle school
when I learned a bit about the U.S.S.R. that I
finally twigged on the real lyrics.
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Submitted on
4/23/2014 9:06 pm
Age it happened
13
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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I always thought it was "The Ukraine girls really knock me out," because Ukraine was also a part of the USSR.
WalrusGumbel Aug 06, 2017 12:01 am