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    "Livin' La Vida Loca" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Ricky Martin


    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin? Click here and tell us!


    Misheard "Livin' La Vida Loca" Lyrics

    black cats and furry dogs
    Livin' to be a love cow
    She's into new sensations, nude kips in
    You took my heart and you took my bunny
    She'll poo...shampoo you down
    hairlips are devil bred
    She's into superstitions black cats and
    Woke up in New York City. It's a funky c
    She's livin' to beat the locusts..... li
    Her lips are devil rays
    Black Cats and Poodle Dogs
    But She Stinks Like A Beer
    Her skin's the color of Oprah.
    livin with me now local
    black cats and poodle dogs
    welcome to New York City it's the funky
    She'll shampoo you down
    Livin' livid and low cow!
    Living With Lee Iacocca
    she lives on devilry and shes sick unles
    Here lips are Neville's brains
    black cats and poodle dogs
    sippin la vida mocha
    Bee Ba Ta Tee Tay Toe-Kah
    You wear me out like a parachute
    woke up in new york city in a f******che
    Who's gonna be the lonely one?

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