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The story:

Never embarrassed myself publicly. It's heard on the outro of Adam Carolla's podcast and I always wondered what it was saying. These were my lyrics.

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2/16/2010 12:09 pm

Age it happened

27

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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