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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Magik, we love tits
    Magik, we're not tits
    Magik, we want tits.
    The magik, comb my hair

    The way to mother goose
    The way to suck an egg
    The way to grow a norg
    The way to comb my nan

    Artist: Klaxons
    Song: Magick
    Real Lyric: Magick, without tearsMagick, without tearsMagick, without tearsThe magick comandeerThe way to mother nooseThe way to suck an eggThe way to golden dawn The way to Koh Phangan

    The story:

    Me and my cousin suddenly came up with it, i can't quite explain how we did it.

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    Submitted by

    CarleyVonDoom

    Submitted on

    12/8/2008 11:09 am

    Age it happened

    19

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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