Makes me laugh! No, we will not let you go!
Scare a moose, scare a moose, will you do the damn tango,
Beelzebub is a devil with a son for me.

The story:

I'd liked the song for a while but when Wayne's World made it popular I got caught singing about half of it wrong by my Dad, who is a huge Queen fan. He sat there with a confused, sort of disappointed look on his face until the song finished. Then he just stared at me and said "You've got to be kidding."