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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Mary had a little man
    His piece was white as snow!

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Mary Had A Little Lamb
    Real Lyric: Mary had a little lambHis fleece was white as snow

    The story:

    My daughter was 2 when I heard her singing in her crib. As I entered the bedroom to get her out of bed, I heard her singing these lyrics, and nearly died laughing!!!!

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    Submitted by

    Kathy23

    Submitted on

    2/22/2010 12:24 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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