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    Meet me at the bottom with a Cool Whip kiss

    Artist: Jack Ingram
    Real Lyric: Meet me at the bottom with a cool wet kiss



    The story:

    I always wondered exactly how a "Cool Whip kiss" happened. It seemed really cute a sweet to me though. So, I commented to my friend while the song was playing that I wanted to know what a kiss with Cool Whip in your mouth would be like. I got a confused look in response, so I explained what the song had just said. She didn't believe me, so we looked it up.
    Now she keeps asking if I've gotten my "Cool Whip kiss yet"

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