The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Actually, I didn't know what the words were. It sounded to me like "Monkeys On Rogaine (Yeah!)", but that made no sense at all. (Monkeys aren't usually worried about male pattern baldness.) I asked my best friend what he thought it was. He thought that it was "Monkeys On Propane Gas". That made a little more sense, although I wasn't clear if the idea was to cook the monkeys or blow them up. Our mutual friends explained that it was "Walking On Broken Glass"- they also suggested that we needed hearing tests and therapy.
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2/11/2009 8:01 pm
Age it happened
20
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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