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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    More days to come, new places to go.
    I've got to leave, it's time for a show.
    Here I am. Rock you like a hermit crab.
    Here I am. Rock you like a hermit crab.

    Artist: Scorpions
    Song: Rock You Like A Hurricane
    Real Lyric: More days to come, new places to go. I've got to leave, it's time for a show. Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane. Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane.

    The story:

    This didn't happen to me but to my friend Mark. We
    had just come from a midnight run to Dennys and we
    were on our way back to campus. Our friend Jared
    was playing the Scorpions' "Rock You Like A
    Hurricane".
    Mark started singing "Rock You Like A Hermit
    Crab".

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    Submitted by

    TenthDoctor

    Submitted on

    3/27/2015 10:35 am

    Age it happened

    23

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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