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Mr. Saturday night special
Got a daughter that's doin' coke
.....
So why don't we dump all people
To the bottom of the sea

Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd

Song: Saturday Night Special

Real Lyric: Mr. Saturday night special Got a barrel that's blue and cold .....So why don't we dump 'em people To the bottom of the sea

The story:

Looked it up a few minutes ago. Always wondered how the "daughter" factored in to anything, and why dumping the entire human race in the ocean would solve the gun problem.

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6/22/2009 3:51 pm

Age it happened

38

Better than original?

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Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

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