The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Actually, I read this misheard lyric in a magazine while on lunch break one day. I showed it to a co-worker and we laughed so hard that he started crying and I fell out of my chair and almost pissed myself. I just want to know how many holes this person has. . .
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
1/8/1997 12:00 am
Age it happened
23
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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My 8 yr old thought it was, "My angel has a cell phone." We didn't correct it, because well, he was 8...
rowdy3 May 24, 2011 8:57 pm
OMG, whoever misheard it like that was watching way too much porn. So funny but so wrong!
danaboylaski May 28, 2010 10:45 am
This is so wrong. Obviously, this person made it up. No one could actually think it said that...and why would it? Sick and wrong!!
hattrick Aug 29, 2009 12:52 am
I laughed for the longest time and peed myself and started crying after reading this. I can't breath anymore. This is the funniest misheard lyric EVER.
Diabolic88z Feb 13, 2009 12:28 am
I started looking through these when some friends and I were sitting around talking about "wrapped up like a douche" and other misheard lyrics. When I came across this one, I laughed so hard, I cried. I couldn't even read it to the group I was laughing so hard.
oddcomments Jan 05, 2009 12:08 pm
If the anus is the centre hole, what are the holes on either side of it?! This has to be one of the funniest misheards that I've heard!
mistytigger846 Sep 11, 2008 3:09 am
I read this at work and sat there in the xray room laughing like a total idiot,tears running down my face,hardly able to breathe. I'm gonna sue.
ponkkaa Aug 16, 2008 3:55 am
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dude that Should be #1 & Dude Tell your Friend to either get a hearing Aide Or Quit smokin what ever he's Smokin!
Gnrdude Oct 07, 2012 7:01 pm