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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My best friends are a thousand f**s
    And when I'm drunk I dance like me Dad
    I start to undress a bit, like hime

    Artist: Robbie Williams
    Song: Strong
    Real Lyric: My breath smells of a thousand f**sAnd when I'm drunk I dance like me DadI've started to dress a bit like him



    The story:

    My sisters and I were paging through a gossip mag, which had published some speculative rumours regarding Mr. Williams' sexual preferences. I couldn't figure out why no-one noticed before, seeing as Strong is one of his old hits. Perplexed by my theory my sisters asked me what I meant, followed by hysterical fits of laughter. Whenever we hear the song nowadays, they point and laugh franctically at me when it gets to the "You're wrong"-bit in the chorus!!

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