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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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"My dog Sam eats purple flowers. Think I'd much prefer whiskey sours."

Artist: R.E.M.

Song: Draggin' The Line

Real Lyric: "My dog Sam eats purple flowers. Ain't got much, but what we got's ours."

The story:

I have no idea why I honestly believed that's what the lyrics were. Luckily, I only believed it for a couple of months, and was corrected when a friend gave me a seriously funny look as we were singing along to his Austin Powers soundtrack.

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1/30/2008 8:10 pm

Age it happened

17

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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