The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
At a bar. Jukebox. Fourth or fifth double screwdriver. Smarty-pants on the next stool has his laptop with him--finds the right lyrics. Laughs all around. What could I do? I ordered another double screwdriver.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
7/19/2002 12:33 pm
Age it happened
40
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
Yes
Was partying involved?
No
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