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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My old man's a honkey with a barrel full of money

    Artist: Elton John
    Song: Honky Cat
    Real Lyric: My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys



    The story:

    A guy who was older than me by a few years, thought he was so cool and knew everything about music, but was actually the poster boy for Wonder Bread, thought this lyric was cool 'cause it described himself. Whenever he started acting too cool, reminding him of it brought him back down a notch.

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