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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    My Romance doesn't have a castle. I zing in space.
    No red pants to a constantly surprising France.

    Artist: Frank Sinatra
    Song: My Romance
    Real Lyric: My romance doesn't need a castle rising in Spain,Nor a dance with a constantly surprising refrain.

    The story:

    Mum and I had finally decided it rationally must be "doesn't have a castle, islands in Spain." We still couldn't figure out the red pants part. We did the obvious thing, and looked it up on the net. She really had me convinced it was "I zing in space," for a while.

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    Submitted on

    3/2/2002 8:20 pm

    Age it happened

    18

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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