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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Nigel is a nice woman,
    He likes to speak and he loves to be spoke to...

    Artist: XTC
    Song: Making Plans For Nigel
    Real Lyric: Nigel is not outspoken,He likes to speak and he loves to be spoken to...

    The story:

    Seriously, listen to it! Me and my sister sing it like this all the time... we thought it was weird, but maybe Nigel has some gender confusion issues or something?

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    Submitted by

    TisOnlyKate

    Submitted on

    8/2/2009 2:57 pm

    Age it happened

    not specified

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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