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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    NNo one's sick as Gaston
    No one's quick as Gaston
    No one's d***'s as incredibly thick as Gaston's

    Artist: Beauty & The Beast Soundtrack
    Song: Gaston
    Real Lyric: No one's slick as GastonNo one's quick as GastonNo one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

    The story:

    I was watching Beauty & The Beast with my little cousin and I turned to my mother and said how inappropriate I thought that verse was, and she asked me to sing it my way and just about had a heart attack when I did

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    Submitted by

    Hillbillydeluxe

    Submitted on

    4/25/2008 12:46 am

    Age it happened

    13

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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