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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    No arms and no surprises

    Artist: Radiohead
    Song: No Surprises
    Real Lyric: No alarms and no surprises



    The story:

    My brother is a large radiohead fan and heard me singing the lyrics a couple of years ago. The thing is it makes sense, doesn't it? It'd be harder to sneak up and tap someone on the shoulder if you didn't have any arms? mmm. Also conjures up images of Thom Yorke pretending not to have any arms? Well i attempted to tell my brother that i had thought it meant armaments but he saw through that, realising how truely stupid i am.

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