No dogs of hazard in the classroom

The story:

I realize this is similar to other mishearings, but the moment of embarrassment is just so hilarious that I had to submit it. It was actually a friend of mine who misheard the lyrics. She was the president of the French Club in high school, and the club had to put on a performance in assembly, and she decided to translate one of her favorite songs, The Wall, into French. So she typed up the lyrics and handed out copies to everyone. Needless to say, we were all a bit confused about the line that said, "Pas de chien de risque dans la classe."