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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    No more Facebook
    When are they gonna learn their lesson

    Artist: Elvis Costello
    Song: New Lace Sleeves
    Real Lyric: No more fast buckWhen are they gonna learn their lesson

    The story:

    Well, I never actually thought I was right (considering Trust came out in '81), I just couldn't figure out what he was actually saying until he looked it up. Besides, this version is fun for our modern age--a lot of people ought to be off Facebook until they learn their lesson about it.

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    Submitted by

    IStillDream

    Submitted on

    1/14/2012 1:35 am

    Age it happened

    21

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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