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    "No Rain" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Blind Melon

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "No Rain" by Blind Melon? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "No Rain" Lyrics

    All I can say is that my light is prett
    All I can do is pull some teeth or two
    Ya know I'd like to keep my cheese dry t
    I'd like to keep my teenage tragedies.
    All I can do is read a book to stay awak
    I just wanna keep by teenaged bride toda
    ya know I'd like to keep my cheating str
    You know I'd like to keep myy chi, it's
    You know I like to keep my cheap androgy
    I like to keep my teens androgeny
    you know i'd like to keep my cheating st
    I like my teeth exstracted...
    I like to keep my cheese dryer sane...
    I like watchin' the purple scattered rai
    " I'd like to keep my cheating strategy.
    I'd like to keep my jeans dry today
    I'd like to keep my teenage drivin' age
    I'd like to keep my tea extroginated...
    All I can say is that my life is pretty
    I'd like to keep my chief strageday
    Ya know I like to keep my cheese androgy
    I like to keep my cheating strategy.
    I'd lie to keep my cheap androgyny..
    You know I'd like to keep my cheating st
    you know i like to keep my teenage trage
    I'd like to keep my keen strategy.
    And I like to keep my chains extraordina
    "i'd like to keep my cheating stragedy"
    You know I'd like to keep my cheating st
    Ya know I'd like to keep my cheating str
    i like to keep my cheating 'stragedy'
    I'd like to keep my teenage tragedy
    I'd like to keep my sheets dry today or
    You know I'd like to keep my teenage dri
    I like watchin the pourin scattered rain

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