No Woman No Crime

The story:

We're in Barbados, the Chief Engineering officer of the USS Ticonderoga, our ship, is flat-out drunk because his wife just sent him the Dear John divorce papers. the man has never had a drop of alcohol in his life. He's so straight laced he's probably never heard this song before. He's sitting in front of the stage, and much to the amusement of the Lead singer who keeps putting th emike down there, this guy is singing, "No hwumun no Criiime!! Nah-w'muno-criem."