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Note To Self:
Antique
Running on,
revolver.
It's safe to say, It's safe to say,
It's safe to say,
Who doesn't like chocolate?
There's more to that, Donner Ire,
Some things will never get better.

Artist: Bloc Party

Song: Helicopter

Real Lyric: North to southEmptyRunning onBravadoAs if to say, as if to sayAs if to say,He doesn't like chocolateHe's born a liar, he'll die a liarSome things will never be different

The story:

hahah well I wanted to submit some lyrics and I was pretty sure that I wasn't going to be correct but I didn't realize HOW wrong I was!

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Submitted on

10/8/2008 1:44 am

Age it happened

13

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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