Nothing could be finer than to be in Carol's vagina
In the morning!

The story:

I got drunk at a party. I was singing this outloud and I got tossed out almost literally by the ear. I accused my **sailents of not being Jolson fans in the truest sense of the word. It was thereupon disabused of my illusion of the wording of that song.

To this day I bite my knuckles remembering that awful night.

Actually yes, I do think my version is better somehow.