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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall.

    I'd love to tell you all....

    Artist: The Beatles
    Song: A Day in the Life
    Real Lyric: Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall. I'd love to turn you on....

    The story:

    Yes, tell us, John, how many holes does it take to fill the Albert Hall?

    I seriously thought it was "I'd love to tell you all" until I read an explanation of the song in a book about the Beatles.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/11/2004 11:59 am

    Age it happened

    26

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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