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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    number 47 said to to number 3 your'e the cutest jailbird i ever did see, i'd sure be delighted when you're humping me...

    Artist: Elvis Presley
    Song: Jailhouse Rock
    Real Lyric: number 47 said to number 3 your'e the cutest jailbird i ever did see, i'd sure be delighted in your company...

    The story:

    I started singing this at an elvis convention with hundreds of fans there. someone heard me and told the dj to put the song on and explain the lyrics to everyone! ooops!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/4/2003 11:24 am

    Age it happened

    10

    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


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