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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh but I never will forget, when she stood up and said
    Well I guess you think we're just goinna kiss and makeup b***h
    (That's when she said)

    Artist: Traditional
    Song: Row, Row, Row Your Boat
    Real Lyric: Row, row, row your boatGently down the streamMerrily, merrily, merrily, merrilyLife is but a dream

    The story:

    My mom kept telling me it was b***h, so i listened to it over and over one night, and my friends thought I was crazy, but i knew it never said b***h
    so my mom was the one wrong

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    Submitted by

    kaycees1009

    Submitted on

    12/13/2008 10:35 pm

    Age it happened

    6

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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