Oh Oh Jasons waterfalls plastic over slivers and on flakes that he used to do Eh oh go on and have it your way but kick his balls go on and have a big blast

The story:

I was with my sister and har friend and we put on a show in the backyard for my parents. I thought that it was about a guy that sleeps around with plastic girls and they come back to attack him.
I thought waterfalls refered to semen, plastic refered to a boob job, flakes refered to ditsy girls, and they had a blast kicking him in the balls. I was and still partially am a little messed up.