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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Oh, the crystal chandeliers light up the paintings on your walls
    The marbles that you ate are starting sailing in the hall

    Artist: Charley Pride
    Song: Crystal Chandelier
    Real Lyric: Oh, The crystal chandeliers light up the paintings on your wallsThe marble statuettes are standing stately in the hall

    The story:

    This is one that my Ex-partner believed was real for years! He'd be mega embarrassed if he knew this was here! lol

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    Submitted by

    nbraid

    Submitted on

    2/6/2010 3:19 pm

    Age it happened

    30

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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