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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    old joe stacy found a pot of beans sold in the market down in new orleans; Tom's bleedin' cold but his blood was hot; how come your friend's a pervert?; I bet your mama was a sexual queen;I'm no screwball but I know what I like

    Artist: Rolling Stones
    Song: Brown Sugar
    Real Lyric: gold coast slaver bound for cotton fields, sold in the market down in new orleans ; Drums beatin' cold English blood runs hot; how come you dance so perfect?; I'll bet your mama was the tent show queen; I'm no schoolboy but I know what I like

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    I read the words on the internet after about 30 years of ignorance.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/14/2006 3:46 pm

    Age it happened

    49

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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