On a ceiling
On a voice of leather, say
Let me say, I wanna leave Ben again
Once I saw him on a pizza with a ocean
Mona said, I wanna leave it again.

On a weed, yeah, I'm a wizard on a whale.
Man, I called Launa, said "nana whoa wannazay"
Then I

The story:

I figured I'd just post the entirety of my perception
of Yellow Ledbetter, because even while misheard the
song seems to tell a slightly coherent story.

In this version of the song, Eddie Vedder is a
homosexual vegetarian man who is having problems with
his boyfriend, Ben. To ease his pain he smokes some
marijuana, which leads him to believe he is a whale-
riding wizard. He calls his friend Launa whilst under
the influence and rants incoherently about Ben before
taking some Aleve and getting arrested for ambiguous
reasons. Once in jail he calls his mom and angrily
confronts her about the ugly turtleneck sweaters that
she keeps sending him, and then proceeds to hallucinate
whales, foxes and bodily fluids for the remainder of
the song.