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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Song: Jeremy

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    Once a time in Long beach down by the dozen, that aint nothin but hot monkey lovin, hey little thing let me light your chemicals oh mama I'm sure hard to get around yes I am.

    Artist: Black Crowes
    Song: Hard To Handle
    Real Lyric: Boys and things that come by the dozen That aint nothin but drugstore lovin Hey little thing let me light your candle cause mama Im sure hard to handle,now, Gets around

    The story:

    My friends started to crack up, and to this day I still sing the words hot monkey lovin. It's like a mantra for my group of girlfriends. I still like it my way better.

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    Submitted by

    snacktus

    Submitted on

    3/26/2008 10:36 am

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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