The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Bong in hand, One of these days came on a playlist as my roommte and I sat in the living room relaxing.
At the song's zenith I shouted, '...one of these days i'm going to cut you into little peices!'. My dumbass roommate says, 'What? Its 'one of these days I'm going to dance with the king of sweden'.
My brain started to bleed. I stood stunned, like bambi that just watched his mother shot down. I felt a little more retarded than moments earlier (maybe it was the pot). My roommate is a jam band master, tallent guitarist, all around audiophile, and here he was creating the stupidest line I've ever heard. My brain still struggled to wrap itself around what I expected a shortbus kid to say, not my bro. He swore the lyrics were printed in the CD leaflet that could be found in his car. Comming back with book in hand he found these lyrics were the only ones NOT printed in the book. After looking up the lyrics on several sites (including this one) he still does not belive me.
In short, Dan Diliberti is a flaming homosexual.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
11/7/2005 5:57 pm
Age it happened
21
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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