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    One ton tomato....I have a one ton tomato

    Song: Guantanamara
    Real Lyric: "Guantanamera, guajira Guantanamera"



    The story:

    My hubby and I were on a cruise to Alaska. We were walking through one of the lobbys to dinner and a band was playing in the background. He broke out into dance and started singing..
    "one ton tomato, I have one ton tomato, one ton tomato, i have one ton tomato."

    I laughed so hard I almost fell on the floor. He kept singing this and all night long, we sang One Ton tomato. In fact, we had most of the table at dinner singing it when the band played the song and by the end of the two week cruise, many people would sing 'one ton tomato' each time the band played it (which was several times daily!)
    I cannot to this day, hear Guantanamara without thinking of tomatoes!

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