The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
I was a kid sitting on the grass in my backyard, listening to the radio that was playing through the screen window. I began singing along... "Only ba-lone-y..." while marveling at his lovely voice and daydreaming about the tasty ring baloney my dad had bought the week before. Suddenly, my older sister knocked me upside the head. "You idiot," she cried, "it's only the LONELY, not only baloney!" I must admit that I was saddened by that revelation.
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6/30/2008 2:17 am
Age it happened
not specified
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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