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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Ooh, I fall apart
    Tattoo my car
    Oooh, I fall apart
    Tattoo my car

    Ooh, didn't know it before
    Surprised when you caught me off guard
    All this damn jewelry I bought
    You was my shorty, I thought

    Artist: Post Malone
    Song: I Fall Apart
    Real Lyric: Ooh, I fall apartDown to my coreOooh, I fall apartDown to my coreOoh, didn't know it beforeSurprised when you caught me off guardAll this damn jewelry I boughtYou was my shorty, I thought

    The story:

    Just singing along to those lyrics, having no idea that I was
    so so wrong. What made me realize they were wrong was
    wondering how you could tattoo your car.

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    Submitted by

    kelseyrae

    Submitted on

    2/27/2018 5:36 pm

    Age it happened

    25

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No

    Listen to original:

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