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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Other dancers may pee on the floor
    Dear, but my eyes will see only you
    Only you have the magic at knee
    When we sway I go "weeeee"

    Artist: Dean Martin
    Song: Sway
    Real Lyric: Other dancers may be on the floorDear, but my eyes will see only youOnly you have the magic techniqueWhen we sway I go weak....

    The story:

    I just have heard it so many times that I've
    gotten it stuck in my head this way.

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    Submitted by

    Frank_Sinatra_Fan

    Submitted on

    2/4/2016 10:25 pm

    Age it happened

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    Better than original?

    No

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

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