The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
This was my daughter Molly, aged 5 at the time, proudly reciting the 'poem' they'd been learning at school that day. She was so seriously declaiming it I had to keep my features straight as the tears of mirth ran down my face.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
5/13/2002 3:20 pm
Age it happened
not specified
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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