The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
A friend in High School sang it this way.
He had though these were the lyrics since childhood and repected the 'oo for their honesty.
Hilarity ensued.
But his reasoning was sound.
If your food makes you flatulent, it'd only be polite to excuse yourself to the field.
Submitted by
Anonymous
Submitted on
1/15/2006 2:50 am
Age it happened
17
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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