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Latest Misheard Stories

Artist: Statler Brothers

Song: Eve

The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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Artist: Starship

Song: Sarah

The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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Artist: Iron Maiden

Song: The Prisoner

The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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Artist: Pearl Jam

Song: Jeremy

The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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Peace on earth and mercy mild, God and sinners wreck a child.

Artist: Hymns

Song: Hark The Herald Angels Sing

Real Lyric: Peace on earth and mercy mild, God and sinners reconciled.

The story:

Well, I was pretty young, and I happened to be singing along at my grandmother's house, when my father started laughing and laughing...he then preceded to tell all my relatives about it, and that is how my lovely cousin Eva is able to submit this today.

Submitted by

Anonymous

Submitted on

4/23/1998 12:00 am

Age it happened

10

Better than original?

Yes

Convinced others you were right?

No

Was partying involved?

No

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