peel me up s**t velcra sheet and get me mowing
i sure as heck cant do it bly myself
im feeling in a dog gone heat
barned inderd from the bummer's meat
i looked a chore to my own well
and i lost the pea

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sit 'em down and munch the cron

The story:

I had misunderstod 2 lines which made me misunderstand the whole song. When I was washing dishes with my mom this song was playing. By this time I knew what the first line was so I figured that I new the whole song so I sang the whole song really loud. My mom didn't know the words so at the end she started appaulding. Then my dad came down and said in a fake mean voice I thought I corrected you on this song already.He then started laughing and told me the real words I was really embarssed having him correct me on the same song twice.