planet by the light
red nose like a douche
in the rumor of the night

The story:

I was in the car and the song came up on the radio; I had never heard it before, so I listened closely and thought, "Is he REALLY singing that?"
I looked up the real lyrics, listened to the song again while reading them and there is still NO WAY I can hear the real lyrics. I still hear a song about a red-nosed douche.