The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
This came from my 9 year old son. He was listening to it on a Paper Jamz toy guitar at Walgreens. He screwed up his face, looked up at me and asked "did they just say 'Please Hold My Banana?' " I lost my spleen in the ensuing laughter.
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7/20/2010 4:11 pm
Age it happened
9
Better than original?
No
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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