The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
My brother and I were in the car with my father, and this song came on the radio. He looked really confused for a second during the chorus, and then said, "Is he saying 'Stomp the wombat?'" First I told him that he wasn't really qualified to judge hard rock. All he knew about modern music he learned from the Billy and the Boingers story-arc in Bloom County (this is still true today.) Then I realized that, yes, Mr. Vedder was pretty clearly shouting "Stomp the wombat." My relationship with my father was forever changed.
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Submitted on
10/10/2009 1:37 am
Age it happened
15
Better than original?
Yes
Convinced others you were right?
No
Was partying involved?
No
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