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    "Poker Face" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Lady Gaga

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Poker Face" Lyrics

    P-p-p-poker face, f-f-f**ker face (Mum
    Oh, oh, oh I'll get him high, show him w
    I'll get him hard then show him what I g
    Can't read my, Can't read my, No he can'
    i'm off my f**kin' face off my f**kin'
    Just like a chicken, the casino'll take
    Bunker Face
    I'll Get Him Hight, Show Him Other Guys.
    P-p-p-poke her face, p-p-poke her face.
    p-p-p poker face, f-f-f**ker face
    P-p-p-pump up the bass, p-p-pump up the
    Carrot eyes, carrot eyes, no he can't re
    I won't tell you that I love you Kiss or
    Can't admire Can't admire No he can't ad
    Just like a chicken that can sing
    Buh-buh-butt pucker face, buh-butt pucke
    Carry mine Carry mine No you can't breat
    Carry my, carry my, no, they carry my Po
    Hairy black, hairy black, don't want him
    Cherry Pie Cherry Pie he cant read my po
    P-p-p-poker face butt butt-f**ker face
    carry my, carry my, no he can't breathe
    No, he can't read my poker face. (She ai
    Cherry pie, cherry pie You can't breathe
    Just like a chicken I can see no ***k
    Beauty fly, beauty fly, no he can't read
    just like a chicken can see you. take yo
    my thing went hard to show him what i go
    I wanna roll with him a lard bear unders
    I'll hit him hard, show him what I've go
    B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face
    Buh-buh-butt-f*cker face, buh-butt-f*cke
    "Can you breathe with my poker face. p-p
    cherrie pies can't read minds poker face
    cherry pie, cherry pie nobody can realis
    I'll get him high, show him I'm a guy
    f**ker Face
    Kill me blind, kill me blind, kill me bl
    f**k'em let'em hit meh raise the baby st
    Curry pie, curry pie
    p-p-p-Poke her face Fu-fu-f*ck her face
    Kelly pie, Kelly pie, no he can't read m
    Poke her face
    I wanna hold em like they do with Texas
    I'll get him high, show him what a guy.
    Come on barbie, let's go party
    Cherry pie, cherry pie, my poker face
    Can't read minds, can't read minds, no h
    SHE'S GOT A LOVIN' BODY. SHE'S GOT A WO
    cherry pie, cherry pie
    Just a chicken, La Cocina
    Can't reply, can't reply, no we can read
    My-my-my poker face, my butt-f***er face
    Cause I'm bluffin' it's my muffin
    I'll get him hard, show him what I gaurd
    Carry by, carry by, no we can breed in m
    Take this hand cause I'm vomiting
    I will kill you then i love you
    I'll hit him hard, show him what I've go
    She's got electric body
    Carry my, carry my, no one can read in m
    Fury swipes, fury swipes, no we can't br
    Cherry Pie Cherry Pie No he can't eat my

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