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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Rag doll. goin' to the movies
    Lights out, gonna touch your booby!

    Artist: Aerosmith
    Song: Rag Doll
    Real Lyric: Rag doll, livin’ in a movieHot tramp, daddy’s little cutie



    The story:

    When we first started dating, my boyfriend, Memo, hadn't ever listened to any rock music. His second language is English, hence he often has difficulty understanding the lyrics to the rock 'n' roll songs I listen to in the car. On one such day, my father (an experienced listener of said music) was sitting in the back seat as this song came on the radio. It was at this particular moment that Memo decided to impress my father with his newfound knowledge of Aerosmith songs and belt out the incorrect lyrics you see above. My father proceeded to just stare at him in shock and then bust out laughing. We both gently tried to correct him as to what the correct lyrics were, but he's either too proud to admit that his version is wrong, or too convinced that his version is right to change his lyrics to that song. To this day, every time that song comes on in the car, I cringe, because I know what's coming.

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