Search by Song, Lyric or Artist!

    Total Submissions: 35,539 Submit Yours

    Latest Misheard Stories

    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

    Continue Reading...

    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

    Continue Reading...

    'Red stripe to brighten up the weekend' (as in the beer)

    Artist: Bloc Party
    Song: Waiting For The 7.18
    Real Lyric: 'Let's drive to Brighton on the weekend'

    The story:

    It was terrible... there I was in a field with 60,000 other festival goers at this years Glastonbury and I stated singing 'Red stripe to brighten up the weekend at the top of my voice... then everyone around me started singing it! Oh the shame of it all! OH THE SHAME!!

    Vote Now:

    Misheard is:

    My Thoughts:

    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/13/2007 10:19 am

    Age it happened

    27

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    Yes

    Was partying involved?

    No


    Comments

    Have a comment? Log in for free today so you can post it!